When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.
I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.
your forgiven.
You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.
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When you bullshit an essay and manage to get a good grade.
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I love this
“you come here often?”
“DWARVEN CRAAAFTS”“hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-”
“FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF”
“hey let me buy you a drin-”
“LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?”
“hey gorgeous-”
“I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!”
“hey beauti-”
“SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE”“hey baby are you google because-”
“PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOU DAMN FOOL”
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do u have some of those friends where u cant even remember how u became friends u just suddenly were friends
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do you ever just wear headphones so people won’t talk to you
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“I’m 12% Irish, 16% German, 30% Italian, 24% French, 15% Swedish, 3% Cherokee…”
the most important thing I’ve learned since this post got popular is that nothing offends white Americans more than pointing out that they’re a white American
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