Enjoying some dark chocolate almond milk in my favorite cup before work
it’s the cutest cup :3
i see your cat cup and raise you a cat bowl
Your cat bowl has nothing on my
Measuring cups
u wanna go
have a taste of my cat teapot
Bro, get a look at my
Actual cat
Biatch please, I have a gang.
It’s like that Subway commercial where everyone loves Avocados
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just go to school.
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Everytime
Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case
why have you got a tiny violin case
for my tiny violin
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A dick with a future
A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.
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Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Tumblr: FCUK OBAMA HE THE ANTI-JESUS
Obama: Gays and Women are pretty cool
Tumblr: BEST DAMN PRESIDENT WE EVAR HADyes he says things but doesnt do them hes so great
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This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing.
how the fuck did they film that scene
they threw a radio at his face
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If a girl is to do the same superman thing where he takes off his disguise, we just look pervy. Not the same effect
First of all: bullshit.
Secondly: If you are not doing the Linda Carter spin, then you’re doing it wrong.
how did you do that so smoothly?
thats some broadway musical shit
But seriously, I think I love you.
heck no, i’m callin dibs
Sorry friend, thatseanguyblogs called dibs first. ;)
OH MY GOD THAT’S SO CUTE
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“How are your grades?”
“What are you majoring in?”
“Have you got a girlfriend?”
“What do you want to do when you graduate?”
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