[video]
That artist feel when
“shit that’s not right, let’s try again”
“FUCK”
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Calm ur tit
Just one tit
Leave the other one crazy and out of control
That ur party tit
I’m fuCkING SCREAMING
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how do you giggle in french
honhonhon oui oui baguette
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whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”
It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate
U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E SNO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COSTDO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITEDL I M I T E D N I P P L E S
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I was telling my friend a story the other day and it must have taken too long because he quietly took out his wallet and handed this to me.
He literally carries like 50 of them at all times.
that is so fucking rude and i need several hundred
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the only girls that look cute with short hair:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
the only girls that look cute with long hair:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
The only girls that look cute:
- all of them
- every single one of them
- literally everyone
Glad we settled this
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tumblr is like egypt nobody understands us and we worship cats
And our language is images.
Heiro-GIF-ics
Ok can we talk about how masterful that last pun was
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