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I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post
my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this
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I present to you, Bucky Barnes wearing a Hitler t shirt.
I think someone needs a new pair of glasses.
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live to ride
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the lady behind the counter asked how much whipped cream I wanted and I asked for a shit ton and then she came back with this
We now know the exact amount of shit ton, thank you for your contribution
Barista John asks the lanky man how much whip he wants in his coffee. Sherlock replies with a shit ton. So John makes a giant tower of whip that comes out of the lid on the cup and hands it to the man who’s entire focus has ben on his phone the whole time and he watches almost in slow motion as the man goes to take a sip from the cup on pure muscle memory and finds his face smothered in the creamy white substance. He pauses and blinks then slowly looks back up at the barista. John is expecting a reprimand, but the man just licks around his mouth as far as his tongue can go then swipes the cream he missed onto his fingers and sucks it off. John’s face is inflamed as Sherlock winks and leaves a 20 in the tip jar. The tall man whisks out of the establishment with the exclamation of “That’s some damn good customer service!”
//proclaims endless love for mime
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My band teacher told us this, and explained that this was why he had a different song playing at his wedding
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