friend: can you go buy something for me at the store ill give you the money
me: ughhhhhhhh
friend: you can buy something for yourself too with my money
me:
friend: can you go buy something for me at the store ill give you the money
me: ughhhhhhhh
friend: you can buy something for yourself too with my money
me:
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Last summer, we went to London for a vacation and I bought a queen Elizabeth mask. We then went to number 10 downing st and I demanded they let me in.
Oddly enough, he didn’t buy it.
I even tried to bribe him with a knighthood and one of my many castles.
Forgot my bloody key, and Phillip won’t open the door.
Lazy git.
(via loeyu)
If I could describe Greg Lestrade in one photo this would be it.
#Its not my division if I cant see it
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y’all bleed outta your vaginas
once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene
you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS
and yet you just go about your daily business like
people with vaginas are fucking badass.
people with vaginas
what are they called again?They’re called people with vaginas because not everyone with a vagina is a woman.
whoop there it is
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im really scared like what will historians study about the 21st century
‘oh yes.. the gangnam style’
(via loeyu)
if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay
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(via loeyu)
This is the best post the MCU fb page has ever done
(Source: facebook.com, via loeyu)
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