[video]
how i wanna die with my true love by my side
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YOU EITHER EAT TWO WAFFLES AT A TIME OR YOU FUCKING STARVE
DON’T BE THAT PUSSY NERD SHIT WHO LEAVES ONE FUCKING WAFFLE LEFT IN THE GODDAMN EGGO BOX
(via loeyu)
Crows are scary
They
- use tools
- Can be taught to speak (like parrots)
- Have huge brains for birds
- like seriously their brain-to-body size ratio is equal to that of a chimpanzee
- They vocalize anger, sadness, or happiness in response to things
- they are scary smart at solving puzzles
- some ravens stay with their mates until one of them dies
- they can remember faces
- SIDENOTE HERE BECAUSE HOLY SHIT. They did an experiment where these guys wore masks and some of them fucked with crows. Pretty soon the crows recognized the masks = douchebag. But the nice guys with masks they left alone. THEN, OH WE’RE NOT DONE, NO SIR crows that WEREN’T EVEN IN THE EXPERIMENT AND NEVER SAW THE MASK BEFORE knew about mask-dudes and attacked them on sight. THEY PASSED ON THE FUCKING INFORMATION TO THEIR CROW BUDDIES.
- They remember places where crows were killed by farmers and change their migration patterns.
Guys I’m really scared of crows now.
(q)i luv them
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[video]
how much money do they pay the models in stock photos
like
seriously
wHAT
IS
THIS
I DON’T
UNDERSTAND
WHAT
IS THAT SALAMI
(via galacticpvppy)
I love this
“you come here often?”
“DWARVEN CRAAAFTS”“hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-”
“FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF”
“hey let me buy you a drin-”
“LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?”
“hey gorgeous-”
“I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!”
“hey beauti-”
“SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE””are you an angel becau-”
”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.” Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”
It got better.
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when your crush catch you staring at them
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[video]
Just imagine the American version of doctor who
But dude
but what would the TARDIS be? I’ve never seen a phone box in America.
Porta potty
Found it
Doctor Loo in the Turdis.
This is America what is a loo
Try inferring from the context clues given to you.
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