“noot noot” factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme
“noot noot” factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme
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If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
This Is Not A Good Post
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at my 7th grade parent teacher conference, my english teacher was telling my mom how insightful my poem was about ‘my evil twin’ and how fascinating it was that at my age i could recognize the dark parts of myself but i was just talking about my twin brother he was such a dick
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When Jim Henson, creator of the Muppets died in 1990, Disney released this picture of Mickey consoling Kermit the Frog.
Reblogging for the hundredth time
but what if he’s consoling Kermit because he remembers how he felt when Walt died and he doesn’t want anyone to go through that alone
YOU FUCKING STOP THAT RIGHT NOW!
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Animation: The Break of Dawn
Celestia harasses Luna with the sun, Luna crushes Celestia with the moon, it all works itself out in the end
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Russian medical record written in cursive
you say russian and i raise you chinese
*gasp of horror*
OHMYGOD STOP.
alright but
Hebrew tho
i refuse to believe any of this translates to anything
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