it’s a metaphor. you put the spider between your teeth, but you don’t actually swallow it, so you stay average and spiders georg remains an outlier who shouldn’t have been counted.
This is it. This is the beginning of the end. Eventually every single overused joke will be combined into one giant post that is the death of fun as this website collapses in on itself and we all go straight to skeleton hell jail
Not all jokes
In the knee
(via thecubonator)
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it’s canon
it is, tho
they’re in love
(via procatination-station)
what the fuck is this bullshit
HES STILL THERE
THAT ONES NOT EVEN RED
This reminds me of the time I was having trouble drawing fists, like
No shit I mean like on a PERSON
(via procatination-station)
Finally I can wrap my phone around my cock, set it to vibrate and call myself.
THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE, SIR.
(via procatination-station)
purple skeleton going the extra mile.
(via thps4)
world’s okayest friend
(via thps4)
SPIDERMAN WOULD. SPIDERMAN WOULD
itS BACK
ALWAYS REBLOG.
(via loeyu)
