is he ok
apparition is tricky business
(via thecubonator)
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I’m yours
(via galacticpvppy)
does your brain ever just produce disturbingly violent thoughts out of nowhere
like terrible, horrible, thoughts
for no reason at all
and then you snap out of it and you’re like
i don’t want to kill my mom
what the fuckthey’re called intrusive thoughts and apparently are very common
(via loeyu)
if you’re ever feeling down about ur parents doing a shit job,
just know my mum and dad thought my birthday was the 14th of August for the first 6 years of my life, and literally my entire family celebrated it on that day. It wasn’t until they enrolled me at school they checked my birth certificate again,my birthday is on the 11th.
I’m sorry I laughed.
(via loeyu)
“okay loki but this is your LAST CHANCE I MEAN IT THIS TIME” — thor every single fucking time (via thorithorson)
(via loeyu)
The first time a girl ever took her underwear off in front of me I said, “Golly, it’s just like I seen in the pictures!” in a very 1920’s voice. I don’t know why I thought that was a good idea. She didn’t laugh. I didn’t laugh. That was probably one of the darkest days of my life.
are you jake english
(via loeyu)
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it’s like “i’m a pug pug pug pug pUG PUG PUG PUG PUG”
(via loeyu)
