those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then
those mutual follows where you’ve never spoken but you quietly reblog things from each other every now and then
(via procatination-station)
(via procatination-station)
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im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
Is the all caps letters a dad thing? Cause i have never seen a dad not do that.
wait oh my god that’s true fuck
Holy fuck…
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you put the killing thing between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do the killing
(via loeyu)
I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.
Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.
then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker
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I don’t even need to caption this WE ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME DAMN THING
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i am the fries at the bottom of the mcdonalds bag
Maybe you go unnoticed at first, but someone’s always thrilled to find you
Truly inspirational
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“enjoy your movie”
“you too”
“enjoy your meal”
“you too”
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wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
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