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I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
“You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends” and my sister was like “I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt”
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”BEST GRANDMA STORY
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Excuse Me
is this where I start the conversation?
HA! I see you follow me!
I follow you,too!
maybe we should tal-
fuck
a;sdfjkjhjhfjhaartuiygfhfgabortmission
Nope.
wow this is the most accurate post of how I try to make friends
Did anyone else read this in Mulan’s “manly voice”?
Did anyone not~?~
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SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
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It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips
maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife
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who killed the fucking moon
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