RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

May 15

dominospizzadelivery:

“Hey can u check if that milk went bad?”

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

“It’s bad alright”

(via loeyu)

bowtiesarecooluniverse:

EVERYONE

(via galacticpvppy)

captainswagalicious:

How to do the sex

1. Take off clothes
2. Do the worm
3. Leave

(via galacticpvppy)

distraction:

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

word

(via galacticpvppy)

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0-memento-mori-0:

I can almost guarantee the majority of the notes are Homestucks reblogging ironically

(via galacticpvppy)

[video]

ask-gallows-callibrator:

how many homestucks are ironically reblogging the shit out of this 

(via galacticpvppy)

pin-uppity:

kvothetheraving:

if i can just

Can I have that on a t-shirt please?

(via procatination-station)

procatination-station:

jlrobinson:

Can we talk about this shirt my friend just got

Can we talk about how hot your friend is I mean wold whistles all around

(via procatination-station)