RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

May 12

why can’t problems stop following me like hey stop where you are right now i don’t need you

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dannycarter:
russianmadness:
thefaceofbro:
jagged1:
discopeanut:
bansand:
nice gender did your mom pick it out for you
No, my dad did.
#Because that’s how fucking chromosomes work
“What?”
I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke.
I STILL DONT UNDERSTAND
i’M LAUGHING SO HARD

(via loeyu)

jerkidiot:

teenagerdestr0yed:
jerkidiot:
jerkidiot:
i lied to all of you
im actually a 47 year old man making my grandson post for selfies
and im sorry
*sweats nervously* uhM my grandpa gave birth at 14 and my dad gave birthday at 18
Men can give birth?
*SWEATS REALLY NERVOUSLY*

(via loeyu)

coldwarbirthcontrol:

heroinpuppy:
oceanicxxx:
This is so true…
den explain all dis paper 💵💵💵

(via wildgothdorito-deactivated20160)

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theweezey:

clisneyprincess:
if you think you have a better blog than me prove it by stapling water to a tree

(via thecubonator)

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