“I play my 3DS with the 3D on” — the strongest of humans. the iron-fisted. the cobalt-willed. those who reduce mountains to rubble with fell swings (via sapicet)
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in the 1940s the word “boner” used to mean “huge mistake” and it still pretty much means that
how the fuck would you know that
because i know things
i read these to my dad and he literally fell off his chair laughing and is now purple in the face
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Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
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when you receive a sweet anon out of nowhere and you’re like
I love this because you can’t tell who’s the anon and who’s the receiver.
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Repeat after me kids:
A relationship does not have to be romantic and/or sexual to be important.
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I JUST WENT AND READ THE ARTICLE BOUT THIS ONE OF THE BOOKS WAS EVEN MADE OF SKIN FROM A GUY WHO WAS SKINNED ALIVE
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how do we have a gif for EVERYTHING INCLUDING PAPER BEING HUMAN SKIN
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