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Im here at walmart does anybody want anything
i was thinking maybe something that i could buy with 10 dollars
(via procatination-station)
bae: babe come over
me: can’t i’m training my ampharos
bae: my parents aren’t home
me:
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If you knock on my door and I say “yeah” it doesn’t mean “Come on in!” it means “stay where you are and state your business.”
THANK
(via loeyu)
Tragic…
i could watch this for hours
(Source: three-hunna, via thecubonator)
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO
(via thecubonator)
i am laughing because i just started imagining a gordon ramsay-like feminist writer who, rather than helping to keep restaurants in business, goes to writers of television shows and films and chastises them for the sexism, racism, and general lack of diversity in their scripts
“YOUR SCRIPT IS AS WHITE AS THE PAPER IT’S PRINTED ON, YOU DONKEY.”
(via loeyu)
Bucky has a vine.
Bucky has a vine that consists entirely of short videos of Steve doing totally mundane things -putting on his socks, wiping down a counter, hunched over a drawing pad- while he sings Boss Ass Bitch quietly in the background.
Steve has absolutely no idea, either. He doesn’t realize Bucky is filming him, ever. He just assumes Bucky likes that insufferable song way too much, with how often he sings it.
(via loeyu)