RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

May 06

bennyslegs:

barachiki:

Sherlock and John have a quick jam session before starting the pub crawl.

talk dirty to me

(via loeyu)

-annoying:

i want a hot body but i also want hot wings

(via loeyu)

• Guy on train: I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
• Me: *turns up music*
• Guy: I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
• Me: *takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
• Guy: Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
• Me:
• Guy: Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
• Lady by door: Hey. Leave her alone.
• Guy: Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
• Lady: *moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
• Me: Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
• Lady cop: I can make that happen.
• Guy: Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
• Lady cop: And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
• Entire train: *applauds*

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(via sorelatable)

ayyshezza:

this man is 37 years old

going on 8

(via loeyu)

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pikasafire:

rockpaperhamburger:

This pie chart sums up 2014 as of today, May 1.

The most depressing pie chart I’ve seen today.

(via loeyu)

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