RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

May 05

loviesse: “ The crystal around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I jack it with a bro who also has a crystal. It gives me confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. Nobody knows it’s a JO crystal, but me and my bros. I have...

loviesse:

The crystal around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I jack it with a bro who also has a crystal. It gives me confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. Nobody knows it’s a JO crystal, but me and my bros. I have seen it glow while jerkin’ it with a bud, that’s how I know it’s real. You can come over for as long as you want, but I need a picture of you, preferably wearing a crystal, before I waste my time.

(via wildgothdorito-deactivated20160)

(via procatination-station)

pajamapup:

zombuggles:

cogsmakemeuncomfortable:

zombuggles:

APPARENTLY BANANAS CAN BE RED

image

I HATED THEM ENOUGH WHEN THEY WERE YELLOW BUT NOW THEY COME IN TWO COLORS LIKE PENS I AM FURIOUS

don’t trust the red banana 

SID I AM SO ANGRY THIS IS ENTIRELY AGAINST NATURE’S LAWS WHAT’S GOING ON HERE NEXT THING YOU KNOW WE’LL HAVE PIZZAMELON AND PURPLE SPINACH IM SO DONE

image

(via thecubonator)

[video]

[video]

spacechampion: “ aquiladafirenze: “ fqno: “ bridie-girl: “ This just increased my giraffe obsession. ” i almost weeped ” #FUCK FUCK FUCK SENTIENT SHRUB FUCK ” [scooby doo running sound effect] ”

spacechampion:

aquiladafirenze:

fqno:

bridie-girl:

This just increased my giraffe obsession.

i almost weeped

#FUCK FUCK FUCK SENTIENT SHRUB FUCK

[scooby doo running sound effect]

(via thecubonator)

prufrockslovesong: “ naturallybohemian: “ This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus. ” THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK ”

prufrockslovesong:

naturallybohemian:

This motivated me to study. Thanks tiny cactus.

THE TINY CACTUS IS BACK

(via procatination-station)

[video]

okaysizedbangtheory: “ aquaman that is bullshit and you know it ”

okaysizedbangtheory:

aquaman that is bullshit and you know it

(via loeyu)