RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

Aug 24

shockblanketplease:

“I’m sorry I didn’t mean to cheat it was by accident”
You don’t cheat by accident
You don’t trip and fall into vagina

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wulfriciceberg:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

1/3 fewer cries
than the leg
low fat yo
fat free yort
vitamins A
weig waters ened
pering

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r0gu3-0f-h34r7:

asexual-not-a-sexual:

I’m always like, “I WANT A RELATIONSHIP!” 

But then I realize I have no idea what I would do if I actually got one. 

What do I do after I get it? Like, do I need to take the person for walks? What do I feed them? I can’t cook that well. I had to look up a diagram to learn how to cut a pepper properly.

But now I can cut peppers really well.
So there’s that. 

I’ve been in a relationship for a year and this feeling doesn’t go away

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dannyyousexbang:

Not having fun at Disney

(via thps4)

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thebitterfrenchcanadian:

don’t listen to them cody 

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slihgtlydyslexic:

vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

then prepare for skeleton war

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