Sometimes in daily life I like to pretend I’m a time traveler from late medieval Europe and I’m just fucking amazed at my luxurious life
Let me tell you, 14th c me is REALLY impressed with modern me’s easy access to pepper and cinnamon
“you have multiple purple garments? you must be a person of some note”
“these chairs are fantastically luxurious”
“I’ve never seen so much salt in one place”
I am going to start playing this game.
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guy:
imagine being able to put adfly links to unfollow buttons
i’d make $0 bc no one would ever click unfollow
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Hey, this post may contain sexually explicit content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
how to be seductive:
- head tilt
- hooded eyes
- raised eyebrow
- little smirk
how to be evil:
- head tilt
- hooded eyes
- raised eyebrow
- little smirk
do you see the problem
This might win for favorite addition to my post.
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*sees a typo* *looks down at keyboard to see if the keys are close enough to let it be acceptable*
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Who else can’t seem to stop shaking their leg?
That is called ‘Restless-Leg-Syndrome’. People who have it tend to sleep worse and suffer from depression.
oh
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“…and then there is THIS bitch”
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