RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

Mar 13

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the worst part about periods is like
the betrayal
like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES

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moriarty:

moriarty:
how do you tell ppl to shut up but in a nice way

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averyfoxyyuletideblog:

mellow—dramatic:
tentaclethearpist:
dimma-dont:
when you accidently read a spoiler
this gif is upsetting me because its like everytime he throws his computer away he turns back to his desk and theres just another computer and he just keeps reading more spoilers like you poor man close the lid without looking
eternal damnation

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sherloki-d-at-221b:

cumber-kitty:
captain-peachy:
whynotstyless:
nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:
“wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?”
“wow! who taught you how to make that?”

“wow! who taught you-”
why do you know so much about sex
why are you so calm about porn
why do you hate people so much
why don’t you ever hang out with anyone from your school
what do you mean you hate this genera—
“who taught you to make origami sydney opera houses out of napkins-”

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wancler-lust:

mattg124:
angrynerdyblogger:
straight-up-juggahos:
kendralynora:
buginateacup:
jaydenw:
whitepajamas:
automatonic-absinthe:
isaia:
rosswoodpark:
time-for-maps:
this changes everything oh my god
do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like
a city over
I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”
#it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER
Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.
If you drive for 45 minutes in Canada you may not even leave your driveway.
If I drive 45 minutes in the us I’m just at another mcdonalds
If I drive for 45 minutes in Northern Ireland I’m 10 minutes into the sea.
I can’t drive.
this post turned out really weird

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megachikorita:

there was a big drug problem at my school so they hired a police officer to supervise students but now he’s playing magic the gathering with the video game club

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harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:
petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

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