every goddamn time
AW FUCK
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someone sent me an ask saying “stop taking so many pictures of your dog”
bruno takes his own selfies its not me guys
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HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
I AM A TEACHER AND THE REVERSE IS ALSO TRUE
wait WHAT?!
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i don’t think brown eyes get enough love it’s always those blue and hazel fuckers that get the praise and attention. you’re too afraid to look me in the eyes and face the chocolate-y abyss.
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mom: dinners ready
me:
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Hugging shorter people and resting your head on theirs
Hugging taller people and having your head against their chest
Hugging people your height and pressing your face against their shoulder
Hugging people and getting picked up by them
HUGGING
Not having people to hug
Giving a hug that comes off as weird
This post describes me in every way
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One of the BEST YouTube comments
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Being followed by this guy in Alaska
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No matter what combination, these are all gold.
You Insecure crotch balloon
You tone deaf dick biscuit
You drug-loving rectum canoe!
Creepy crotch waffle.
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