snipers-are-red-spies-are-blu:
When other people hear the word spy, they imagine:
What I imagine:
[exuberant honing in the distance]
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i want tom hiddleston, french fries and $10,000 in cash
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im dying of period cramps on the sofa and i heard someone in the kitchen and assumed it was my mom so i yelled I CAN FEEL MY UTERUS PULSING HELP and my dad came into the room with the most horrified expression on his face
i found this on my bed
Is the all caps letters a dad thing? Cause i have never seen a dad not do that.
wait oh my god that’s true fuck
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