RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

Feb 18

bonsaifiasco:
skepkitty:
skepkitty:
skepkitty:
I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES
LOOK AT THIS
WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES
i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come back right away so i went outside and he was just
that is the face of a broken man
this is by far the best comment anyone has added to my text post

(via loeyu)

dammitcumberbatch:

magnusbane:
magnusbane:
magnusbane:
magnusbane:
OMG GUYS I JUST WENT TO STARBUCKS AND THE I AM ALWAYS ORDERING FROM THE SAME GUY AND WE FLIRT WITH EACH OTHER SOMETIMES AND NOW HE WROTE HIS NUMBER ON MY CUP IS THIS FANFICTION????
I AM STILL SHAKING HE IS REALLY CUTE OMG OMG
I TEXTED HIM OMG
WE HAVE DATE GUYS I REPEAT, WE HAVE DATE
THIS SHIP IS SAILING AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL

(via loeyu)

[video]

bullied:

mom: “Look it’s time to wake up”
me:

(Source: evabullied.us, via loeyu)

OKAY KIDS WE ARE GOING TO TALK ABOUT ABANDONED PLACES

damnitarmin:

I MEAN
HOW
CAN
YOU
NOT
THINK
THESE
PLACES
ARE
HELLA
COOL
DON’T
PRETEND
THAT
YOU
DON’T
WANT
TO
GO TO
AT LEAST
ONE
OF
THESE
PLACES

(via loeyu)

gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

(via loeyu)

alecstasy:

i like taking really hot showers because it reminds me of home (hell)

(via loeyu)

gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:
onceuponabopper:
thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:
wittywallflower:
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
what the hell are you guys writing?
Porn.

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