Like in second grade I wrote this letter to the president and I have not changed
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I see this mistake EVERYWHERE and it drives me BONKERS. If you’re drawing something really graphic, this rule does not apply. But if the body is anatomically realistic, the hand shouldn’t be a roll of sausages.
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The only valentine I need
I took a photo of a fucking steak in the store and put it on the internet and now almost 16 thousand people have it on their blogs, I wonder whoever has this steak knows how famous it is. I bet this cow is in cow heaven wearing sunglasses and shunning the other cows because now a piece of his fucking body is on 16 thousand people’s blogs. I need to sit down for a minute.
THEY MISSED A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY. IT SHOULDVE BEEN
beef mine
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schizophrenicshoppingcartwheel:
Never can go to the bathroom in peace. I let him have a soak in the tub and 4 mins later this happened, FML
#is that a snake in your pants or are you just happy to see me
The third answer to the question “Boxer or briefs?”
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this is like some kind of fucking sick fucking bad bad bad joke because fucking literally one fucking fucking piece of this motherfucking puzzle is fucking missing
Well then you better assemble your friends and find a worthy vessel because it looks like you’re on the path to finding tHE ONE PIECE.
I’M GOING TO FUCKING CRY
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when u find old accounts from your early internet days
but when u find ur friends old accounts
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