keep your friends close and your laptop charger closer
(via loeyu)
What if the voice inside your head is who you were in your past life
(via loeyu)
i’m 18 i can go to strip clubs and buy cigarettes and buy m rated games without my mom hell yeah
You used to go to strip clubs with your mom?
yea
(via loeyu)
MATT. I FOUND THE NEW ULTIMATE DRINK.
Tommy has spoken!
ALL HAIL THE NEW ULTIMATE DRINK!!!!That’s fucking beautiful
(via tommyoliverblogs-deactivated201)
actual brothers
(via loeyu)
here u go lovelies
(via blazingbear-blog)
valentines day is coming up soon so you better come clean about your love for me
dont all confess your love at once
(via loeyu)
GOT A NEW SHARK SUIT, SELFIE!!!!!
THAT LOOKS JUST LIKE MINE
(via loeyu)
someone brought a birthday cake to my math class and we didnt have napkins or plates so we used scantrons
looks like this test was
a piece of cake
I’m fucking done
And what’s the answer to #17?
PIE
(via loeyu)
Has anyone ever made the joke of Pokeballs being like testicles? That’s pretty clever if I say so myself. — Danny Sexbang (via wildgothorita)