RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

Jan 15

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whoopscloplockbox:

My team captain is going to hate me…

jakewhyman:

2007excalibur2007:

dxindustriesinc:

johnshavesfor-sherlock:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

This is my favourite post on tumblr

^oh my god

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thescienceofjohnlock:

thescienceofjohnlock:

trolliarty:

thescienceofjohnlock:

Both my kids wanted me to post their Sherlock pics, so here they are. Top one is by Ash my son aged 9, bottom one is by Aura my daughter aged 5 (at the time, she’s just turned 6). 

I asked them why both Sherlock and John look so unhappy and my son said “They always look unhappy because they love each other but they won’t say it” and my daughter said “They should hug more often”

They have both watched the programmes but neither of them see my tumblr for obvious reasons, they have only seen the odd chaste kiss picture.

I’m sorry but aRE THOSE GOOMBAS

Yes they are :) 

Bringing this back over a year later because my kids still think John and Sherlock love each other.

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cumbertrekky:

pearlpeppermint:

Who doesn’t?

I love Yasmine.

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“As a joke, Arthur Conan Doyle once sent five letters to five friends that read, “We are discovered, flee immediately”, to see what they would do. One of them disappeared and Conan Doyle never saw him again.” —

QI (E Series - Espionage)

it’s worth mentioning that those friends were people in high places in the government. (via hicockalorum)

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thiscaringsociopath:

ewebie:

dijonwatson:

literally honestly why im in love with ben c

I now want to see Martin, Amanda, and Benedict having a facial expressions face off.

Have you heard of the show called…. “Sherlock”

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