im going to fuck that planet
thats venus
venus is the god of beauty
venus the planet is the hottest planet in the solar system (hot enough to melt lead), it rains acid, and the atmospheric pressure can crush a tank
my kind of woman
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the-mexican-ninja asked: Hey Tommy, the other day I was at a distant relatives house and being the only teenager there I had to keep the young kids and toddlers occupied and safe. I noticed that one of the girls had a small Rarity figure and when I asked why she had this one she started shouting that "Rarity was the best pony ever!!!" Those kids weren't as bad as I thought and i figured you would get a kick out of reading this
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Kid has good taste
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this gif offends me in so many ways and it goes against everything I believe in and yet somehow I’m cool with it
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Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”:
- soothe your boobs
- de-stress your breasts
- undo the calamity that is your mammaries
- adjust your bust before it combusts
Thank you for your time
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I CAN’T BREATHE I’M STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT THE LONGEST PIECE OF LITERATURE IS A SUPER SMASH BROS FANFIC
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