needed: universal gesture for “i was joking calm down”
thank u drake
if someone calls you a slut, break their fucking neck without even hesitating or saying a single word and as they lay there on the ground dead, lean down close to their corpse and whisper
“slut means the end in swedish”
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needed: universal gesture for “i was joking calm down”
thank u drake
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wibbly-wobbly-superhero-stuff:
slipping fandom references into school work
when your teacher understands them
When your teacher acknowledges them with another one
When your teacher doesn’t understand and just puts a question mark next to it.
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my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot
except that
they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat
so whenever they see my mom
they pee
laughed for a solid five minutes
behaviorism gone wrong
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literally nothing can ever top this
this is on a whole other level
I scrolled passed this and I was two or three posts down before I got it
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The one good thing about having large hands is when someone says “only take a handful” and you’re like
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