my Dad makes dad jokes but because hes a physics teacher theyre not common dad jokes
“hey dad, whats up?”
“Up is a directional vector with no force”
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GUYS
DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES
EVERY TIME.
dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS
When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.
OH MY GOD IT IS SUCH AN AMAZING DIFFERENCE, LIKE HOLY SHIT AND WHEN I FIRST GOT MINE I WONDERED JUST HOW MUCH I HAD MISSED ALL THOSE YEARS WITHOUT THEM
The first time I wore glasses I looked at the guy in front of me and said, “Oh my god you have freckles.” I had always thought that it was bad acne.
When I got mine and I went back home I jsut fucking LOOKED at EVERYTHING for at least five minutes each and I couldn’t stop LOOKING at shit and people were so different and I sometimes got the people I didn’t talk to much confused
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jesus fucking christ piglet what the fuck
no it’s ok, pooh had it coming
shit
wow what a douche
yeah no really don’t feel sorry for him he’s a butthole
No wonder Christopher Robin went off the school.
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russia
reblogging because I just noticed HE’S NOT EVEN THROWING THE KNIVES
HE’S USING A PINGPONG PADDLE TOO
how did we win the cold war
In russia the knife throws you
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IT’S TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS
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is it possible to get this picture printed on my stomach
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i feel like this is older than me
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