when the teacher keep teaching after the bell has already rang
When you little shits didn’t shut the fuck up so I can do my fucking job and now we both have to stay longer
I’ve never seen a post sympathize with a teacher
There is hope yet for this world
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I’M DEAD
Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.
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‘if lesbians use dildos why don’t they just have sex with a man?’
'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don’t they just fuck men?’
Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.
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My mom told me to change my “slutty” shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this.
His legs look wonderful
His calves are gorgeous
The shirt makes sense.
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Anonymous asked: why'd you spell though 'tho'? just add the last three letters!!
ugh
Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014
what the hell is hw even code for
hand wjobs
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Four Wongs make a Wright
who the fuck calls their kid anakin
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breaking news: obama is not real. obama is a fiction of our imaginations. this country is being run by our imaginary friend, barack obama
Breaking News: Mitt Romney campaigned against an imaginary man and still lost the presidency.
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