you’ve been a very naughty girl
set yo dick to wumbo first that shit need it
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Some quick notes for all you artists out there on my methodology for painting pretty girls. I get asked this a lot…..
I followed the instructions!!! Why didn’t it turn out well?! *sobs* I’ll never work at Pixar now!
I think this is officially my favorit post on tumblr. Every time I see it, I crack up until I’m crying and can’t breathe.
Every. Single. Time.
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*gorillaz feel good inc laugh*
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A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
“Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this”
“Dad, you don’t mean-”
“Yes son, I do” *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
“Dad… I’m honoured…”, he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
“Hi honoured”, replies his father. “I’m dad”.
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fucking dogs
infomercial retriever
Oh god
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OMG WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS ONE
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