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so my friend was eating goldfish and then
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if asexual people need to “try” sex before they’re allowed to decide that they’re asexual, then straight men need to try sex with another man before they’re allowed to be straight. oh you’re straight??? well have you ever TRIED having sex with a dude??? no? well then how do you KNOW you’re straight??????????????? you’re just limiting yourself to all the other possibilities out there by calling yourself straight without experiencing them you raging fucking douchewaffle
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THIS KITTY IS THE CUTEST KITTY OMG, LOOK AT THOSE WHISKERS!
SCREAMS
This is a wizard kitten. I can feel it in my whiskers.
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one time in high school this kid started choking on a roll and instead of helping him i said “how breadful” and that about sums up how useful i am in emergencies
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i need to talk about this. her hair fell right off. and in a damn church that’s just wrong. what is the lord doing for her? not holding that wig on
the lord allowed her to faint back into her wig though and that’s truly a miracle
i thought this was something from suite life
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who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog:
Co-authored by physicists Ben Tippett* and David Tsang (non-fictional physicists at the fictional Gallifrey Polytechnic Institute and Gallifrey Institute of Technology, respectively), the paper – which you can access free of charge over on arXiv – presents a spacetime geometry that would make retrograde time travel possible. Such a spacetime geometry, write the researchers, would emulate “what a layperson would describe as a time machine“ [x]
the title fucking spells TARDIS
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i know my sis tumblr saviours the nsfw tag so i’m gonna see if i can hide posts from her
hey sis tell me if you see this post
she is blogging right next to me and hasn’t said a thing
are u trying to be sneaky
i’m gonna post a weird picture of you if you don’t say anything soon
shit me in the fuvck thi s is getting notes she is gonna kiLL me
nobody FUCKING TELL HER THIS IS OUT SECRET TUMBLR
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