RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

Nov 20

the-vashta-nerada:
ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS
FUCK

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davejade:

ATTENTION: if you see a post like this, IT IS A SCREAMER. DO NOT CLICK THE LINK.
The screamer includes a black and white flashy gif maximized to fit your browser and a very loud piercing screech noise. If in any way this can trigger you, please be aware and reblog to signal boost.

(via crepusculargoomy)

Customer: *grabs my ass*
Me: *turns around and holds my hand out for money* you touch it you buy it
Customer: Haha nope, all I did was grab your ass babe
Me: and you think it's okay to do that for free? Would you do that to a girl on the street?
Customer: Well a girl on the street wouldn't be dressed like that, would she?
Me: So if a girl on the street was wearing lingerie you'd grab her ass? Clothing equals consent for you?
Customer: Um, ye- no *laughs nervously*
Customers friend: ya know, you kinda have to pay her now or you're admitting to sexual assault, don't be a dick
Customer: *reluctantly hands me $20*
I later found out that he is a cop. Great, that's the sort of person I want defending and protecting me

vaginal-erection:

scrake:
pizzaforpresident:
pizzaforpresident:
OH MY GOD I JUST FOUND THIS ON GOOGLE STREET VIEW AND I’M ACTUALLY CRYING WTF I’M SO SCARED RIGHT NOW
WHY DID THEY BLUR IT OUT OMFG THE END IS NEAR
it’s back after so long

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[video]

paulyoptosaurus:

this more accurately represents me than i am willing to admit

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drowsyfantasy:

megmasters:
liverquiver:
maybe i would eat that baby you don’t know my life
I’m reblogging for the comment.
Looks delicious!

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methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

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ectoboilogist:

hs rp