that fucking doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now i’m worried because god forbid i’m stabbed or something and i call 911 and i’m coughing up blood and 911 finally answers and all i can gasp out is
“much knife”
“such stab”
“wow”
that fucking doge trend has ruined my ability to speak and now i’m worried because god forbid i’m stabbed or something and i call 911 and i’m coughing up blood and 911 finally answers and all i can gasp out is
“much knife”
“such stab”
“wow”
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reblog if ur older than 10 and play pokemon -
my sister says she’s getting teased at her school for liking pokemon. shes in fifth grade. my mom is telling her that she’s too old to be playing pokemon. my sister is 10. My mom said ‘Pokemon is geared towards a younger audience.’ But I’m 15, in high…
I haven’t been able to play the newest pokemons, but I still play the oldies :3
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Hey, guys! So, we’re all familiar with Cyberpunk and Steampunk, but there are so many more alternate histories/speculative science fiction genres out there! I came across this handy-dandy infographic and figured I could share a bit of these punk genres for anyone interested.
- Steampunk
Roughly covers the Western world during the mid- to late-19th century (ie: Victorian era, US wild west, etc.), and sometimes up to the Edwardian era.- Dieselpunk
1920s up through WWII, ending at just about the Cold War.- Decopunk
A cleaner, artistic, more “optimistic” version of Dieselpunk (same time period)- Clockpunk
Covers the time of the Renaissance (think da Vinci)- Atompunk
Cold War era, ie: the Space Race- Teslapunk
Derivative of Steampunk, but focuses on electricity rather than steam.- Splatterpunk
Explicit horror and gore- Biopunk
Biotechnology, genetics (part science fiction, part real life)- Nanopunk
Nanotechnology, sometimes overlaps with Biopunk- Cyberpunk
The granddaddy of them all: computer technology, the internet, hackers, etc.Others not included in the infographic
- Elfpunk
Fantasy-based, features creatures like elves and fairies.- Mythpunk
Mythology and folklore, includes urban fantasy.- Seapunk?
- Stonepunk, Bronzepunk, Plaguepunk
Okay, uh, TW for graphic descriptions of rape in the Splatterpunk explanation link (specifically as examples of ~look how edgy and without boundaries this subgenre is~), but I think all the other links should be safe.
Also, Arcanepunk is a theme with combinations of magic and science/technology, or with technology so complex it appears to be magic.
FINALLY an explanation on these.
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a masterpiece
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john????
which john????????
john EGBERT????
john gREEN??
john wATSON???it was john winchester
im pretty sure theyre talking about john f kennedy
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[video]
*applies to harvard as a joke* *harvard accepts me as a joke* *enrolls at harvard as a joke* *graduate with a business degree as a joke* *starts an extremely successful business as a joke* *creates empire for myself as a joke* *enters the press conference of my life* *leans close to microphone* just kidding *goes home*
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oh gOD NO JESUS WHY GUYS I THINK THE APOCALYPSE HAS COME A DAY EARLY I WAS JUST CAUSALLY LOOKING OUT OF MY WINDOW AND OUT OF NO WHERE MY EYES WERE BLINDED TO THE POINT OF PHYSICAL PAIN BY SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL AND RADIENT WHAT IS
oh snap yall nevermind i was just lookin in a mirror
this is gold
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what do u call a fish with no eyes?
a fshblind
a fsh
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