sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like
i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker
sneaking into the kitchen at 3am like
i hope we have some got damn juicy juice boy shit i am thirsty as a mother fucker
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i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”
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a drawing about optimism
I don’t know why but that last line made me laugh really hard
this is one of my favourite comic strips of all time
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Anonymous asked: Parakeet!
babies screaming when you’re out shopping
when parents bring babies to the movies
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“what do you want to do with your life?”
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(Source: psychofactz.com, via loeyu)
