You know you go to an engineering school when….
(via tanknaka)
Courier marked the dildo as a plastic statue and I’m gonna choke on my laughter that isn’t inconspicuous
OH NO
Goodbye Mario
rest in fucking piece
(via tanknaka)
how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?
(via crepusculargoomy)
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haWAT SI THIS
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I CANT STOP LAUGHING
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