Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
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sliced bread is the greatest thing since betty white
Reblogging for that comment
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I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers…because I can always count on them.
this will be my speech when i win an oscar
Don’t forget the hips, for not lying.
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when people ask you what ur gonna do with ur life and ur like
i donno
but you do know and in ur head ur like
fuck bitches and get money what da fuck you think
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“you’ll be working in groups” — satan (via tocherette)
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• Grades are more important than your morals,emotional & physical health
• How to hate people in general
• To want to quit life weekly
• How to text/eat in class without getting caught
• Why I will never amount to anythingmitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
the magna carta was signed in 1215
NEVER reveal you have gum
how to sleep without people noticing
how to hide headphones with your hair/hand
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WHO THE FUCK VOTED BILL NYE OFF DANCING WITH THE STARS???? HE INVENTED SCIENCE WHAT DO U THINK YOURE DOIGN
he left because he got injured..
WHO THE FUCK HURT BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
He tore his own ligaments whilst dancing.
WHO THE FUCK ALLOWED BILL NYE TO DO THIS TO HIMSELF
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