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Anonymous asked: Masturbation tips?
don’t use a fork
don’t use a fork
Anonymous asked: no, caw caw motherfuckers did come from someone in the avengers fandom, fucking homsetucks are just trying to steal our jokes again
yes.
such marvel.
so avengers.
wow.
Just in case there is still some doubt here:
OK SOME REALLY SERIOUS SHIT IS HAPPENING IN NORTH KOREA
According to South Korean newspapers, last week the North Korean government PUBLICLY EXECUTED 80 people in 7 cities for watching South Korean/Western shows, movies, and videos, “pornography,” or possessing a Bible.
Apparently people’s attitudes and conformance are changing SO THIS IS HOW THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO SUPPRESS DISOBEDIENCE
They allegedly herded 10,000 innocent civilians into a stadium where they were FORCED TO WATCH THE EXECUTIONS BY MACHINE GUN FIRE
THIS IS HONESTLY SOME HUNGER GAMES SHIT HAPPENING IN REAL LIFE RIGHT NOW
Other sources: The Sydney Morning Herald The Los Angeles Times
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sHOT S FIRED
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ATTENTION TUMBLR
THIS IS THE MARS ROVER.
YESTERDAY ON MARS THE LITTLE GUY TURNED HIS CAMERA AROUND AND TOOK A SELFIE OF HIMSELF.
LOOK AT HIM.
HE IS THE EPITOME OF CUTE.
that is all.
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putting in a new carpet
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