RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

Oct 28

gamerlake:

I tried to scroll past this.

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soda-can:

i wish i can draw like pixiv artists 

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gamerlake:

Oh my god what if you named your penis ‘Evidence’ and when someone said anything about your erect dick you just say “Well sorry but you can’t argue with hard evidence”.

hurpadootdoot:

romeoisadick:

inbox:

inbox:

in Canada they don’t pronounce Z as “zee”

they pronounce it as “zed” and that is crazy to me

it sounds like they made a typo when they invented it

They do that everywhere in the world that’s not America. We do that here in the UK too.
America is weird man.

#i love it when america’s like lol canada amiright??#and the rest of the worlds like nah bro its literally only you that does it different

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dadhomura:

cursedpanties:

FUCK YEAH LOOK AT THAT YOGURT

BEAST BANANA. ASSERTIVE APPLE CINNAMON. PUMPED PLAIN. BEEFY BLUEBERRY ACAI. MACHO MANGO. STRAPPING STRAWBERRY.

FUCKN MAN YOGURT FUCK YEAH

cishet men are fucking babies

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lawfulawful:

crab-cakes:

/DYING

fucik

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• spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.
• french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever
• german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA
• english: *shooting up in the bathroom*
• gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck
• polish: here have all of these consonants have fun
• japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western
• welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk
• chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced three different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.
• arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!
• latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening
• sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

trickortribble:

okay so everyone uses this gif for halloween:

BUT THERE ARE OTHERS AND THEY ARE SO MUCH BETTER:

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