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it’s okay to watch/read/listen to porn
it’s okay to masturbate
it’s okay to have sex
it’s also okay to do none of these things
as long as everyone involved is safe and happy and comfortable and consenting, you shouldn’t be ashamed of the things that you do and don’t like
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Sorry, anon. I couldn’t help it.
Sniper, you glorious dork.
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teach your kids to be conspirators at a young age
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Under no circumstances can I say this is not ridiculously funny.
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What I look for in a girl:
- Water, 35 litres
- Carbon, 20 kilograms
- Ammonia, 4 litres
- Lime, 1.5 kilograms
- Phosphorus, 800 grams
- Salt, 250 grams
- Saltpeter, 100 grams
- Sulfur, 80 grams
- Fluorine, 7.5 grams
- Iron, 5 grams
- Silicon, 3 grams
- Trace amounts of 15 other elements
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