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If you don’t get this reference, you’re too young for tumblr.
are you fucking kidding me pixar puts out a movie ever year a baby would get this reference
it’s not pixar it’s a reference to that time in 1994 when lamps became sentient humanoids
many were lost that day
It was a grim day for mankind. My parents took refuge in a cave and thus saved us from certain death; we lived close to a lamp factory at the time and the surrounding region was utterly devastated in the conflict.
My brother fought one off using only an egg whisk and a pogo stick.
Only 90s kids remember the Lampocalypse
My father still has the scars from where one stole his kidney
Ironically, it was a dark time.
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guess whose cum is in the stratosphere right now
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タクティクス: I think I know why the gigapause is taking so long -
Like Hussie is just sitting in his god damn ice fortress, wringing his hands with mirthful glee as he watches this carnage unfold, the fandom slowly devouring itself, the weakest among it having been dead since week two, just saying to himself “I shall…
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my drunken need to show affection finds a new outlet
TOO MUCH TOO CUTE MUCH DRUNK
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I CANT
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Anonymous asked: A dead fish is stuffed into you inbox with the words "you don't suck!" carved into it's putrid flesh.
Thanks anon!
