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“We don’t have any place to sit,” “Don’t worry, i got this.”
what
wat
i just stared at this for at least ten minutes
i’m speechless
MY PIANO TEACHER HAS ONE OF THESE!!!
i demanded to know where she got it from but she said she couldn’t remember
how can you not remember where you got such a majestic piece of furniture?
maybe she was just trying to keep it to herself
GUYS I FOUND IT
RIGHT HERE
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I couldn’t afford a GPS so I got a kitten.
i literally just spat coffee everywhere
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i’m tired as shit but i already took 3 naps wtf the human body is so interesting
have more pyros
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homestuck headcannons
Those are canonheads.
this
is a headcanon
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DON’T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU BUT THERE’S NO ONE REALLY CALLING YOU AND THEN YOU SIT THERE CONFUSED BECAUSE YOU SWORE YOU COULD HEAR SOMEONE CALLING YOU
Wait, maybe it’s our loved ones trying to wake us from the coma. They just can’t scream loud enough
wow why the fuck would you say that
it could also be things from the other side.
good luck figuring out witch one
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Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
Smart ass^
He got that ACT SCORE 35 BOOTY
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