when ur in public and u can’t find ur mom
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The best super power ever has to be the power to refill things. Think about it, your glass is empty, refill it without getting up. Your bank account empty, power to refill it. Your bed is empty of a person of your preferred gender, refill it and have some fun.
At first I was all:
Well that’s the stupidest thing I ever heard.
But then I was all like:
GENIUS! PURE UNADULTERATED GENIUS!
person annoying you?
refill their bladder
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good posts with a long string of terrible comments
good posts with a self promo from lolsofunny and sodamnrelatable
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I can’t even see pictures on mobile so I’m just reblogging things based on their captions and livin on a prayer
my cat is cute isn’t it
Aw
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when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is
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