things to remember:
- nerd has a lot of pent-up anger, might pretend you are his dad
- because of the jock’s exposure to jazz music, his attack patterns and movements are a lot less predictable
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but mUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUum
can someone translate this i dont know british
I’ll do my best
*ahem* AY YO MA
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Hot things to say during sex:
- gee whiz!
- donating a cow to the zoo
- The Translator!
- Form W
- Please write the following pledge in script.
- Nike, the goddess of victory’s garments were rippling in the wind.
- Jimi Hendrix in a sling
- “it was my own voice”
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OH YMG OSH THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED IT TO BE
This. Is bad ass.
Ohmygoodness, it looks so cool on my page!
omg ogmomg THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED AT ALL
Beautiful.
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My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
LOL
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