Video game lag in real life
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im gonna hire someone to stand behind me and say swag whenever i pause between words
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do you ever write something and then someone reads it out loud and youre like no thats wrong thats not the right inflection youre ruining the entire meaning
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is this a close-up of john or jake youll never know
its john
jake’s glasses are slightly different
brit they look exactly the same
what r u on
on the left is john’s, on the right is jake’s
jake’s are elongated. its a really tiny difference but its there
everybody, the homestuck fandom are also a bunch of glasses connoisseurs.
I have never been prouder to be part of the Homestuck fandom.
yes, yes you may have won this round, fandom, but can you figure out
ROSE OR ROXY???
i’ve been comparing their faces for 3 minutes i cant do it im sorry i have failed as a homestuck
It’s Roxy, I think.
Rose:
Roxy:
above:
gonna piss on a brick that’s what.
it’s roxy
rose’s face is wider lol
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Homestuck Fandom.
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taking bro’s sword off his sprites is comedy gold
how majestic
he’s fucking breakdancing
scopin da booty
WHOOOO PARTAY
oh shIT HEART ATTACK
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Rape has become endemic in South Africa, so a medical technician named Sonette Ehlers developed a product that immediately gathered national attention there. Ehlers had never forgotten a rape victim telling her forlornly, “If only I had teeth down there.”
Some time afterward, a man came into the hospital where Ehlers works in excruciating pain because his penis was stuck in his pants zipper.
Ehlers merged those images and came up with a product she called Rapex. It resembles a tube, with barbs inside. The woman inserts it like a tampon, with an applicator, and any man who tries to rape the woman impales himself on the barbs and must go to an emergency room to have the Rapex removed.
When critics complained that it was a medieval punishment, Ehlers replied tersely, “A medieval device for a medieval deed.”
- Half the Sky, Nicholas Kristof
Can we talk about how beautifully this turns rape culture on its head? Instead of “If they weren’t dressed like that they wouldn’t have been raped” THIS IS LITERALLY “IF THEY HADN’T TRIED TO RAPE SOMEONE THEY WOULDN’T HAVE SPIKES IN THEIR DICK”*
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