carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
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PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT
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This always bugged me about sports fans.
“NEEEERD!” “You, sir, are wearing cheese.”
I think about this all the time
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when i’m having an argument with someone and they start calling me “sweetie” and “honey” and “little girl” and i’m
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