RayFriedh's Tumblr Spam

Oct 11

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batched:

notsosilentwallflower:

batched:

knightlock:

how much do boy/girlfriend cost

at least 3 potato

didn’t it use to be 2 potato

the recession hit us hard

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kingcheddarxvii:

I may not be a strong man but I am stronger than every toddler and could fight at least three

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• me: my arm hurts
• mom: it's the computer
• me: my eyes hurt
• mom: it's the computer
• me: i have a nosebleed
• mom: it's the computer
• me: i have a fever
• mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
• me: im pregnant
• mom: it's the computer
• me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
• mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

vesley:

DO YOU REALIZE WE ARE ALL FLESHY SACKS OF MEAT MADE OUT OF MOSTLY WATER AND CARBON WITH A LIFESPAN OF LIKE 80 YEARS WALKING AROUND ON A BIG FLOATING ROCK THAT SPINS AROUND CONSTANTLY AND NO ONE KNOWS WHY YOU MIGHT AS WELL TRY SOME DICK IN YOUR LIFE

might as well

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lzbth:

this is my favourite i cannot pu t it into words poor ian

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alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?

BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES

‘IMAGINE THE SKY’

‘HOW IS THE SKY’

‘TOUCH THE SKY’

IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT

YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.

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