bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people often cheat at mario kart
how the fuck do you cheat at jenga
ask a lesbian
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i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
wait
what
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
for comparison:
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
wait
damn.
god gambles with your souls pass it on
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my twin brother is trying to convince me to have our 16th birthday dinner tomorrow night at Buffalo Wild Wings
the spare
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somebody put this on a fucking t shirt
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this doesn’t make sense tho bc trumpets are way better than saxophones
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thedoctors-steampowered-hunter:
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis:
you won’t have a chance to say this again within your lifetime, so you might as well reblog it.
As a Whovian… That scared me.
We can add 11/12/13 this year
And 12/13/14 next year
What? There is no 13th month…
12/13/14 would be in the format of Month/Day/Year.
fucking americans…
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