a guy walked into the board room and said
“hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling”
and i just stared at him and coldly said
“i am the regional reports manager”
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
Good
“I FUCKED UP, I FUCKED UP”
perfect
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Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
-chirping noise-
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
update:
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
Is this girl an actual disney princess?
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people on tumblr who have those little friend groups and you’re just watching them be cool like
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Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for
thanks
Well, they’re not wrong.
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I got high last night, and woke with this on my table
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ITS A METAPORN.
YOU GO DOWN THE STAIRS, BUT YOU HOLN ON TO THE RAILINF.
YOU DONT GIBE IT THE POWER TO HAPEN.
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