1-4m-5h3rl0ck3d:

urban-pooka:

mid2000snatalieportman:

pushinglackadaisies:

mewlymae:

#’whatever you find’ #that’s a pretty broad definition #i personally would not be satisfied if i found #say #an alligator in my partner’s pants#genitalia is cool #carnivorous reptiles are not.

is pansexuality not caring if you find an alligator

yes

If the alligator is limp, is it a reptile dysfunction?

we need to get outside

bird-on-a-leash:

paperwhale:

claydols:

your bra strap is showing please hide it because it is suggestive. also your boobs are producing lumps in your shirt please hide them. your butt is in the same situation please get rid of it. also your legs. your arms. your face.

I can see your feet and it’s very distracting and slightly arousing.

mycroftsmindtardis:

ibelieveinher:

The Doctor confuses declarations of insanity with insults to his fashion sense.

the traumas of having worn a vegetable as an accessory. 

holmes-sweet-holmes:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

reblogthings:

still have one

sits under my tv in my bedroom beside all of my videos

vinebox:

Kids with the 64 pack of crayons ran elementary school

johnlockedness:

keepyoureyes-fixed-onme:

keepyoureyesfixedonme:

keepyoureyesfixedonme:

are we just ignoring John Watson’s really tight shirt?

because hot damn

and obviously we know why

because he learned from this fucker 

its even weirder because it looks like the same fucking shirt

One shirt to tight them all

kodoris:

SHOTS FIRED

jester-of-blood:

sanoblaze23:

bleeding-shortcake:

thunderswarehouse:

iamoceanic:

a-wind-temple-in-appalachia:

trainhowyoufight:

I found what happened to the budget in America.

The Government is clearly building Mecha-Ronald McDonald. 

Wake up, America.

Ronald MechDonald.

ibs happenig

To fight monsters. We created McMonsters.

Attack on McTitan

Pacific McRimmets.

Shinji get in the fucking clown

phoenixwormwood137:

actuallyboycrazy:

think about the first person to have twins

how freaking confused do you think they were omg